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Merry Christmas! [28 Dec 2009|04:01am]
overheardphilly
Angry construction worker on cellphone: "Next time I'm going to WATCH her pee on the stick!"

Passyunk Ave
Overheard by The Dossier
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Joyous Noel [24 Dec 2009|03:45am]
overheardphilly
Girl 1: "I hate standing in line!"
Girl 2: "So do I, but what can you do?"
Girl 1: "Throw rocks at people!"

"Zenkaikon" anime convention, Valley Forge Convention Center
Overheard by Mike
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Don't JUDGE ME! [23 Dec 2009|03:43am]
overheardphilly
Some Guy: "See the gentleman over there with cat ears for your bag."

"Zenkaikon" anime convention, Valley Forge Convention Center
Overheard by Mike

Does the guy have cat ears or the bag? Inquiring minds want to know.
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And Now They Have Three Kids [22 Dec 2009|03:41am]
overheardphilly
Girl (pointing to a man in costume): "Hey! You're that guy who I don't know!"

"Zenkaikon" anime convention, Valley Forge Convention Center
Overheard by Mike
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Certifiable [21 Dec 2009|03:39am]
overheardphilly
Woman (to no one in particular): "Stop staring. You know you want me. I'm tall, black, pretty, and smart. And certified."


Burger King, 8th & Market
Overheard by Mike
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Would You Explain That To My Therapist? [19 Dec 2009|04:29am]
overheardphilly
Overheard at work: "I don't think your parents liked you too much."

Spring garden Street
Overheard by Mike
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[Insert Lox and Bagel Joke Here] [18 Dec 2009|03:26am]
overheardphilly
Guy to girl during brunch: "This was the Jew-iest lunch EVER!"


Day by Day restaurant
Overheard by monkeymoo
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The Holidays Are A Time For Family [17 Dec 2009|03:24am]
overheardphilly
Overheard at a family gathering: "She's not a vampire! I'M a vampire!"

Ridley Park
Overheard by Mike
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